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an exchange from twitter

• Tuna: As someone said, I ship Steve/Tony because I ship Bruce/myself :D Tony and Steve can eyefuck each other over some white meat!
• Whit: Personal internal fanon: Tony/Steve, and then Bruce/Pepper! Because she is too good for Tony and also WHY NOT
• Tuna: "If you Hulk out near my art collection, I will STAB YOU WITH THESE LOUBOUTINS, now come back to bed." I CAN SEE IT.
• Whit: Where he's Hulked out and she just YELLS HIM DOWN with a pointed finger in his big green face.
• Tuna: "I HAVE FACED DOWN TONY STARK ON A THREE-DAY CAFFEINE BENDER, YOU DON'T SCARE ME, NOW GET BACK HERE AND PUT SOME PANTS ON."
• Whit: And Hulk just sits down and she hands him a box of animal crackers. Crumb-covered naked Bruce thinks 'I gotta get her some flowers.'
• Whit: This ship can be called: Dr. Pepper
• Tuna: I… I have no comeback to that, it is too perfect, I salute you. BA-DUM-CHING! Better than Pepperoni any day.
• Tuna: We gotta put this on Tumblr and con some poor fanartist into drawing this. And some product placement. I'm just saying.
• Whit: DO IT
• Tuna: YOU DO IT
• Whit: OH FINE