sairobee.tumblr.com

uncreativeart:

there is this better

(via that-ferry-broad)

aidosaur:

Judith Beheading Holofernes, 2008.  Nostalgia Monday.

A stupid paint-over I did in 2008 of Artemesia Gentileschi’s rendition of Judith and Holofernes but with o3o faces.  I think it was a thing that Anthony started.  I’ll never understand how Poupon is able to make all those crazy classical paint-overs and make them look so natural and integrated.

SERIOUS TUMBLR, SERIOUS ART

lokisswagga:

brocreate:

based on the novel by nicholas sparks

I WANT TO CRY BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THE EAGLE

ceearrchua:

Introduction

Communication is important, how else will puny Midgardians know who is their superior? Let us start the journey to effective communication with…

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Chapter 1: Acquire an English Accent

Midgardians love a posh english accent you must do your best to acquire one…This is especially effective among teenage female mortals.

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Chapter 5: Insults to Strike Fear

Strike your foes down with well placed scathing insults. Use the most insulting ones you know! Pertain to their low selves or make reference to their mothers.

fig. a: a foe being struck down

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Chapter 13: Commanding Midgardians

When dispersing commands to Midgardians, use simple words, one word commands would be best. Augment this with simple gestures so they will not be confused.

Tip: If the Midgardians don’t follow your command, do not fret. Remember, use Exercise, Discipline and Affection. You may also threaten them to aid swiftness.

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You have now finished this course, Try it out! if Midgardians are unavailable for practice, Try practicing with stand-ins, like your friend or pumpkins.

The publisher is not liable for incidents and damages from using this book.

emmyc:

gunshowcomic:

why won’t these men leave my farm

STALK TO ME BABY SHOW ME THE HONEY RICE TO MEET YOU TURNIP THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN MY TIRE IS FLAT I’LL USE ASPARAGUS.

That’s all i had in me, okay good bye. See You Next Monday CUNM (??) 

I love this

my targeted come-on line

whitachi:

“Hey, baby, you can just call me Hot Toys because I’ve got lots of points of articulation, if you know what I mean.”

tracywilliams:

“Chief, why do you like this job?”

“Free javelins.”

So we learned CSI: Miami was cancelled. :(

(via prosodi)

iamthespacecadet:

Wow this is stupid

gingerhaze:

MORE SPOILERS

based on this same logic (also spoilers)